BURGER DAY: Laura, holding a fake burger that probably tasted better than the ones we had at GOOD.
Sunday night Laura and I went in search of a burger. It was time for my Burger Day review, and she had a hankering for one, as well.
Naturally, we couldn’t think of a place in Silverlake with a good burger.
So we settled for the microbrew & grill known as GOOD.
Which is wasn’t. Not even kinda good.
Service was slow and poor.
The food was tasteless and undercooked. The fries were undercooked. The fries.
The burger was bland, and I made a poor choice ordering their “Exorcism Burger”, which basically just had an enormous piece of cheddar fried around the burger itself.
This serves no purpose. It tastes like grease. It is grease. Yellow grease.
Laura was kind enough to pay, and I advised her to leave no tip, but she is not as cold-hearted (I call it JUSTICE!!) as I am, so she left enought to satisfy her guilt.
Fuck that place, and the waiter Laura so aptly called “a member of a christian screamo band”.
Grade: F
